Faq

  • Will you customize your show for my group?

    Are you kidding? Absolutely! I write custom jokes, comedy songs, you name it for every group I work for. You can be sure you'll get great jokes for your audience! I might even make up a little dance if you're lucky!

  • Where do you travel from?

    I travel from the big city of New York baby! But you don't need to worry about that! I'll arrange a set travel fee for you on your contract so you wont get any surprises when it comes to expenses.

  • Is this the real Vicki Van Tassel or someone on your staff replying to emails?

    Well, my staff isn't in right now so yes it's me! Doesn't it sound like me? I update my website best I can, but if you spot any errors then please send me a message. I try to reply to every email eventually.

  • What is your natural hair color?

    Now, we're getting personal. It's been so long I don't remember. The one I have now is the only one I hadn't tried yet.

  • Will you stick around after your gig so we can have a picture or get an autograph?

    Of course I will, but in return I expect you to tell the world how absolutely hilarious and fantastic you thought I was! And if it's a nice enough picture, why not post it on the fan gallery here on the website.

  • Tell me a joke!

    Now that's funny. Would you walk up to an accountant and say "Hey, do my taxes." Well, you might. Let's book the gig. A girl's gotta eat!

  • Do you have an advice for aspiring comedians?

    Write lots, learn lots, and watch as much live stand up as you can afford to do in time and money. The more you see, the more you know and the more stuff you have to create your comedy from. Listen to your parents, friends, relative, like old Aunt Flatty too, and anyone else who's around you. The stuff they say can be turned into comedy gold. Read the papers every day, get interested in Politics, get a hobby, write write write.

  • Are you available tonight or tomorrow?

    Again, are we talking for dinner here or.. My schedule is usually pretty booked up but why not give it a shot. Email me and we'll see. Usually if you put."I want to pay you for a gig!" in the subject line that will get my attention. for sure. Have you ever wondered If everyone were someone famous in a former life then who were all the nobody's? That's nobody's business. Wow, where'd that come from? Back on track.

  • How old do I have to be to get into one of Vicki's stand up shows?

    Usually my theater shows are open to all ages. Comedy clubs have individual age requirements; you’ll need to check with them. How many bad psychiatrists does it take to screw up a light bulb? Let's refocus for a moment: What feelings surface when I say the word "Screw"?

  • How do I book Vicki or check for a date?

    Well, if your looking for a date I'll have to see your picture, resume and bank statements. But if you'd like to book me for a gig, that's easy. You can send an email using the "contact us" page.